Slacking On the Workouts

I guess for my very first post (well, I guess my very first official post), I want to talk about slacking on work outs. I guess it’s because it’s a subject I know a lot about, seeing how I get a lot of practice at it. For while, I was working out hard, pumpin’ iron, running on the machines, eating my eggs, and drinking my protein shakes… Then all of a sudden, I stopped, I got lazy…, well I guess I didn’t get lazy, I guess I more or less just started playing more golf (In Arizona of Course). Anyway, I guess that could be considered exercise, but it’s not quite what I need to do.

See, I have goals, I have plans, I need to get my muscles all beefed up so all the hot chicks drool all over me, that way I can turn them down, because I got a hot chick of my own, and she wouldn’t be too happy with me if I happened to slip and fall into one… well, I guess she wouldn’t be too mad if I fell into Stacey Kiebler or something, because she’s so hot I’m sure she would go for it if she had a chance… LMAO. Anyway, I told her she could have a go with Brad Pitt if she could and I wouldn’t be mad.

Anyway, to give my belly a helping hand, I decided to pick up bowling again, and quite honestly, I find it quite humbling to be in the presence of so many great athletes. So I got me a new ball (and I think I already want another one… I also have a similar problem with golf clubs, computers… etc…), and I seem to be doing ok at it, but I don’t think it’s really starting to help out my tommy… er tummy… just not sure if it’s helping it out in the right direction.

Anyway, the point of the story is, I need to get my ass back to the gym before I get flabby again. So if anyone can hook me up with some motivational pep talk to get going to the gym, that would be great.